Abu Dhabi: Season Finale Promises Tight Title Battle

After McLaren decided to bestow upon their strategy team a frontal lobotomy, the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix is set to be the championship decider between Verstappen, Piastri, and Bottle o' Norris. The swathes of RB/Max fans online have been relentless in their posting of the Alice in Wonderland rabbit, and too with their death threats to teenaged Kimi Antonelli. Meanwhile, fans of the two McLaren drivers continue to have nightmares over a few millimeters of thin wood, proving once and for all that size matters. Lando clearly has the easiest path to the title, but knowing Lando, it would be of no surprise to see him go deeper into turn one than Johnathan Sins into his constituents. Max's path to the championship has seemed nearly impossible for the longest of time, and yet he has still managed to make it this far. Unfortunately, Max does not have Latifi as a car-mangling saviour this time, in case things go poorly. Finally, Piastri has the toughest fight to win the championship, despite his monstrous lead not 3 months ago. It seems the Aussie driver has shaken the spirits of Logan Sargeant now though, with a strong showing in Qatar being a decent sign going into the final race of the season (omitting the aforementioned McLaren Lobotomy). Overall, this year's Abu Dhabi Grand Prix is shaping up to be a marvelous show indeed, and one is left far more to wonder than whether both Ferraris will make it out of Q1.